I love baseball, I was born during game six of the 1965 World Series between the Minnesota Twins and the Dodgers. I worked at the old Met, I was at the last game at the Met and the first game of the Dome, I've been to Fenway Park, I love baseball and yet, I am not a fan of Target Field! Now don't get me wrong, I'll be going to baseball games there but I think this new Ball Park is poor from start to finish. Perhaps having the terrible Dome caused us to be happy with anything and lower our standards but really, if you've ever been to another ball park, this place is a letdown in so many ways.
First of all, it's tiny, really tiny. There's no play place for the kids, no interactive baseball experiences, no speed pitch! There's no frills like a train at Minute Made Park, no Green Monster, no little leprechaun guy going down a slide into a mug when the team hits a home run like Milwaukee, no batting area like Arlington. Seriously, this place is small and boring. But, it is outside baseball!
Secondly, it's built right next to the Hennepin County garbage burner and also next to decrepit buildings and an orphanage. So while people are enjoying the game, they can see the Minneapolis skyline and also the garbage burner. The garbage burner really comes into play with the legends level luxury as you look out from the deck right at it. You also look directly down on the orphanage and can wave at those less fortunate as you eat your Murray's steak sandwich.
There are no restaurants in which you can eat and see the field, the decor doesn't say outside baseball but rather, Westin Hotel. One rambunctious teen with a marker (or too much suntan lotion on.) could ruin thousands of dollars of artwork in seconds because it's not crowd proof, it's art center proof. While you're eating at the Metropolitan Club, you cannot see the field as you enjoy a $29 buffet and also if you're in the Legend's Club Level, you cannot see the field at all while eating. The 27 inch TV's mounted six feet off the ground should be OK provided you're not too far away from them or that a 6 foot 3 inch guy is not standing in front of it drinking his fifth beer. (It might be awkward trying to ask him to move so you can see the game...)
Lastly, the decor is boring, doesn't look like baseball and seriously, it made me wonder what aisle I'd find juice boxes and paper towels on. (Look at my pictures below and make your own judgments.) All that being said, it's still outside baseball has an amazing HD screen in the outfield and after people make their own judgments on it, it might get a face-lift so it can actually look like a baseball stadium in a few years. Let's hope for good weather this summer so we can make the most of this.